B U L L E T I N Number 61  April 2006 - Year VI

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  • Have Your Say
  • Collaborator confesses: “Working in INESC Porto is turning out to be a rather enriching experience, a great contribution for my professional and personal growth.”

  • Free Nonsense
  • Collaborator suggests: ”I suggest the organization of tournaments of other modalities or other activities so that all the collaborators of the different units of INESC Porto have the chance to get together…”

  • Gallery of the Uncommon
  • What happens when someone sends a fax hoping to get their lost pet back? Well, one of our secretaries was lucky enough to get that fax and she immediately thought of the Gallery of the Uncommon…

  • Biptoon
  • More scenes of how life goes merrily on...

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G A L E R Y  O F  T H E  U N C O M M O N


The strange fax...

A few days ago a strange fax landed (dialing error?) in one of our machines (copy below, with hidden names and phone numbers). It's almost untranslatable, we will do our best (including spelling errors):

"N... it's me S... from Covilhã city I am very disstressed because this lady saw my dear Poodle at Krystal Palace in the garden and the lady called the dog by its name Poodle! and the man caught the dog and kwickly forced it into the car and drove away The car is a reddish Fiat Uno"



... Egipt in the neighborhood

The letter below was sent to our colleague in the Personnel Department and was delivered to his home in spite of the address specifying the Middle East (no zip code)!... Three cheers for the Postal Service, they never think twice when the mission is impossible! We bet they have no camels in the service, so efficient they are... (and what to think of the address file organization of the sender?)



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