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Russian Roulette

You can’t miss this month’s Russian Roulette with interesting questions and victims. This is your chance to get to know André Madureira, Cláudio Monteiro and Claudia Chituc a little better…

	Name	André Guimarães Madureira
	Type of Connection	Fellow
	Unit/Project	USE
	Three things you would do if you found out you only had one day to live	So much to do and so little time! I think I would spend my last moments with those who mean the most to me…
	What you would do if you woke up one day and you were a woman	I would try to fall asleep right back again! Nightmare!
	You would still work in INESC Porto if you won the lottery	I think I’d get here a bit later the next day…
	You wouldn’t like to be neighbours with	Scolari. There’s no patience!
	Something that drives you mad	People who are always late!
	The cruelest thing you would do to the person you hate the most in INESC Porto	I believe bad instincts should be repressed… on the other hand…
	Fantasy that never came true	There’s not just one. There are still so many places I’d like to visit…

	Name	Cláudio Domingos Martins Monteiro
	Type of Connection	Professor
	Unit/Project	USE
	Three things you would do if you found out you only had one day to live	I would have to get a postponement on that deadline, so that I would have the time to assign the works in course in INESC Porto to other people.
	What you would do if you woke up one day and you were a woman	First, I would explore this new thing, then I would come out as a homosexual.
	You would still work in INESC Porto if you won the lottery	No, INESC Porto would work for me!
	You wouldn’t like to be neighbours with	Anyone who doesn’t know how to behave.
	Something that drives you mad	Intentional cruelty.
	The cruelest thing you would do to the person you hate the most in INESC Porto	There’s no one I hate in INESC Porto. But unplugging the power would be evil to any collaborator of INESC Porto. Of course I wouldn’t do it because it’s the type of thing that drives me mad.
	Fantasy that never came true	Who wants to know?

	Name	Claudia-Melania Chituc
	Type of Connection	Fellow
	Unit/Project	UESP
	Three things you would do if you found out you only had one day to live	I would spend the day with my family and friends…
	What you would do if you woke up one day and you were a man	I don’t know…
	You would still work in INESC Porto if you won the lottery	I never play the lottery so there is no reason to think about this…
	You wouldn’t like to be neighbours with	;)
	Something that drives you mad	;)
	The cruelest thing you would do to the person you hate the most in INESC Porto	Just look what BIP wants to know about their employees!
	Fantasy that never came true	A trip around the world with my closest family and friends…

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